The Uncommonwealth

Would it shock you to believe that this irredeemable asshat who was so discomfited at a display of Christian piety that he had to take the day off from his day at the ukelele farm (or whatever might be the principle employer in Lancaster)...

also happens to be a Kerry donor?

http://www.fundrace.org/neighbors.php?search=1&type=name&lname=Brodmerkle

Of course not. The faded Kerry-Edwards bumper-sticker is the only thing that is keeping Beirdo the Weirdo's 1989 Subaru DL in one piece. Makes sense, if you think about it.

What black sin did the human race commit to deserve this particular spawn of evil? How, exactly, did it all happen? Help me out here, Dukies. Anyone? Anyone?

A handful of graduates also wore the numbers 13 and 45 on their mortarboards, apparently in support of indicted lacrosse players Collin Finnerty and Reade Seligmann, who wore those numbers on their jerseys.

Apparently, they were fresh out of the "I (Heart) Rapists" bumper-stickers at the campus bookstore? What a great school.

Boston PD record their first murder arrest in about two years... coincidence? Methinks not.

He MUST be mighty proud of his association with that Blue Devils LAX program if he's only willing to be interviewed anonymously in silhouette. Imagine the precautions he would have taken if he thought they were guilty!

I've got nothing else to illuminate this meathead/scumbag, except to point people toward this excellent piece.

http://www.slate.com/id/2139536/?nav=fo

Obviously they didn't contribute to Mr. Unfortunately's campaign like certain neighbors of deceased central Mass. teens who were drinking at an underaged party before crashing their SUV into a tree. If only MySpace had done that, Mr. Unfortunately would be writing them letters of recommendation. Instead, he's Mr. Buzzstomp.

But then, the Bechtel Banditos haven't facilitated any child predators... that we know of...