Tuesday, February 21, 2006
This would NEVER fly in Texas
They Call It "The Big Easy"
Between the thousands of rotting corpses, rapidly mutating mold spores and the Niagaras of unnatural sex acts soon to be taking place at Mardi Gras, I think it's safe to say that if an Ebola-like plague ever wipes out the human race, New Orleans is odds-on favorite to be City X.
Friday, February 17, 2006
Menino wants GPS eye on gun suspects
Only problem: Mumbles thinks GPS is where he goes to buy cough drops and Odor-Eaters.
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Would Dick Cheney Please Invite Both of Them On a Hunting Trip?
Friday, February 10, 2006
If Marcella Bombardieri had gotten into Harvard instead of Brown, all of this ugliness could have been avoided
Instead, she's hunting the poor guy to the ends of the Earth. And here I'd thought all along that he ran over her cat or something. Turns out she's just suffering from a case of Harvard Envy. Oy.
