Sunday, June 27, 2004
What's the over-under on the Bobby Flay marriage?
(Sorry, I'm reading Bon Appetit.) I'm saying two
years, taking the under.
I mean, here's this guy who's clearly lucky to be
tabbed as a celebrity chef, and here's this bimbo who
clearly wouldn't set foot within a square mile of the
guy if he didn't have a TV show, and he's obviously
got that perfect equilibrium of shallowness and
arrogance to not realize or not care.
It's obvious from the show that they have about as
much chemistry as Alexander Solzhenitzyn and Wink
Martindale.
She's like, "Wow - you sure know how to cook those
steaks" and meanwhile, you can tell she's thinking,
"How much longer do I have to keep pretending that I
give a shit?"
years, taking the under.
I mean, here's this guy who's clearly lucky to be
tabbed as a celebrity chef, and here's this bimbo who
clearly wouldn't set foot within a square mile of the
guy if he didn't have a TV show, and he's obviously
got that perfect equilibrium of shallowness and
arrogance to not realize or not care.
It's obvious from the show that they have about as
much chemistry as Alexander Solzhenitzyn and Wink
Martindale.
She's like, "Wow - you sure know how to cook those
steaks" and meanwhile, you can tell she's thinking,
"How much longer do I have to keep pretending that I
give a shit?"
