Saturday, March 10, 2007
Cadillac Deval No Longer Believes in Separation of Church and Deval
Somewhere our manchild governator is quivering in his Milton manse, curled in a fetal position and sucking his thumb, sobbing after he reads the 15th consecutive column in the Globe calling him an overmatched wanker.
Since Diane Dukakis, I mean, Patrick, is incapacitated, does this mean we get back a rebate on her $72,000 appointment secretary? Prorated, at least. Pass the Listerine!
Since Diane Dukakis, I mean, Patrick, is incapacitated, does this mean we get back a rebate on her $72,000 appointment secretary? Prorated, at least. Pass the Listerine!
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Here's a Helping Heaping of Who Gives a Shite
Sorry we missed it! The beaver problems, the price of gravel, the visiting professors of medieval history from Skidmore College, the towering emergency room physicians. We give up. Who knew that Vermont town meetings were worth the price of admission?
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Duke Lacrosse parents tell '60 Minutes': Our Kids Not Rapists, Just Douchebags
In the latest stop on their nationwide media tour, the Duke lacrosse parents tote their well-armored sense of misplaced entitlement to "60 Minutes" where they ask every man, woman and child in America to smooch their douchey offsprings' pampered asses and beg for forgiveness.
Friday, December 01, 2006
Doc: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
"You get tired of it for a second," said Rivers. "But they are getting it. You can see them getting it a little. The problem is one guy gets it, then the next guy [doesn't]. That's just basketball. Right now, it's a team that is still in that transition. It is frustrating. The worst thing for me is you know they made a mistake, they know they made a mistake, but you've still got to tell them for the sake of the team. Then, you worry about their confidence. They'll be fine. I keep saying that, but they will be."
I can't hear you... lalalalalalala...
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Like Hillary, Doc Stands By His Man
By Bomani Jones
Special to Page 2
Last week, Doc Rivers told reporters that Sebastian Telfair didn't play after halftime of the Celtics' preseason game against the Knicks at Madison Square Garden because of a stomach problem. 'Twas a boldfaced lie; Telfair left the game because detectives wanted to question him about a shooting that took place the night before at Justin's Restaurant in Manhattan.
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Hewlett-Paranoid
Saturday, September 16, 2006
Stockholm Syndrome alive and well at HP?
This story raises a few questions...
HP now acknowledges that it stole the personal phone records of one of its flaks, and this nutless wonder's only response is: "I think it should speak volumes that I'm still doing my job."
Huh? Whuzzah? How's that again?
"I'm just grateful that I didn't lose my job after Patty Dunn gave my privacy a surreptitious colonoscopy?" Anybody seen Michael Moelller's testicles on eBay?
